Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

Remember, Football is Over



Like New Years Eve and St. Patrick's Day are drinking holidays for amateurs, the Super Bowl is a game for people who don't care about football. They're watching for the commercials (the most-hyped part of the game) and the halftime show.
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3 comments:

Paul said...

Mind, the Super Bow does matter when YOUR team is one of the two playing in it, such as when the Tampa Bay Bucs made it in 2002 and you're sitting in front of the TV at a friend's watch party screaming "AAAAAAAA DON'T LET THE RAIDERS BACK INTO THE GAME" and your friends are telling you to settle down and you remind them to NEVER underestimate the Bucs' ability to blow a lead.
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Yes, that stays with you.

2/07/2024 2:11 PM
dinthebeast said...

I pretty much stopped watching football when Biletnikoff retired.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

2/07/2024 5:16 PM
Ten Bears said...

But for the Swift kerfuffle this would be seven years treating it as if it doesn't exist

Takes "boycott" to a whole new level ...

2/08/2024 8:43 AM

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