Argylle Probably Blows Massive Chunks

First off, they didn't seem to make it available for critics to see before the release date. That's often a pretty good sign that even the studio releasing it knows that it sucks.

Second, the stars are out there flogging it harder than a Medicare Advantage plan. The harder they have to sell something, the worse the product likely is.

UPDATE: Yep, it's bad. Really bad. Maybe not Gigli or the Lone Ranger bad. But it's bad.