Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, February 9, 2024

Merrick Garland Is a Foot-Dragging Tool, and Not In a Good Way

Best comment via text or email on Garland's special counsel's "report":

What a fucking bit of gratuitous character assassination by a hack who was trying to preserve his MAGA credentials because he couldn't figure out a way to bring charges against Joe Biden.

Besides this bullshit, Garland moved at a glacial pace when it came to any of the document cases or the insurrection case. But what can one expect? Garland moves so slowly that he probably has to set aside ninety minutes to take a shit.

2 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

test and austin is back in hospital with cancer

Comrade Misfit said...

I heard. I’ll leave him be.