Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Jon Stewart Should Go Back to Jersey

I watched his debut from his nine-year hiatus from the Daily Show and color me underwhelmed. He seems to be addicted to his particular brand of bothsiderism, in that he spent a good part of his debut show lambasting both Biden and Trump for being old. And if that's the best he can do, then he's just a cheap-shot artist.

Yes, they're both old. Only one of them promises to destroy the Federal government. Only one has said that he would encourage Putin to attack NATO nations. Only one has mentioned invoking the Insurrection Act and ordering the military to shoot protesters. Only one has promised to have all of his enemies arrested. Only one has said he'd act as a dictator. Only one is a civilly-adjudicated rapist. Only one has four pending felony trials.

To pretend that the two candidates are even remotely similar is evidence of intellectual laziness.

So, pass.

ETA: And this.

4 comments:

Doug T. said...

And given that anger is a dementia symptom, only one of them shows signs of dementia.

Comrade Misfit said...

Also paranoia?

Ten Bears said...

Methamphetamine psychosis

Unknown said...

I was hoping for better from Jon but all for naught. You are spot on Comrade.

Patrick