Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 11, 2022

Caturday

This is my mom's fake cat:



It meows if someone comes close to it, its eyes blink, its head moves and it purrs when petted. She finds it comforting.
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gray fox said...

Read the "About This Item" section.

https://www.amazon.com/Innovation-Companion-Lifelike-Realistic-Companionship/dp/B017JQQ00Q/ref=sr_1_4?crid=3RISSBK337SJO&keywords=fake%20cat&qid=1654984646&sprefix=fake%20cat%2Caps%2C181&sr=8-4&fbclid=IwAR1388qyUMm6Kk51D9ewSatryY9xB5e90MghC66DGviltbQsvSA4i2leCt0

6/11/2022 6:03 PM

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