Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Rush Across Town to Do Good Deeds." -- James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, June 2, 2022

"If Abortion is Illegal, There Would Be No Mass Shootings"

Rep. Billy Long (R-Mo.) was asked during an interview with Missouri radio station The Eagle 93.9 on Wednesday whether there was any appetite among Republicans in Congress to pursue changes to gun laws. It came in the wake of a gunman’s massacre of 19 children and two teachers in Uvalde, Texas.
He said there are a few solutions but that the problem can be traced back to when abortion became legal nationwide.

I'm assuming that, for the sake of argument, that Rep. Long would have a hard time figuring out how to put a six-pack of beer into a paper sack. He had to have been dropped on his head a few times. Because he's one seriously stupid Christian Taliban motherfucker.

People my age would wonder if he was retarded, but that term is no longer PC.


Ten Bears said...

Look it up

dinthebeast said...

His idea for how to reinstate Fergus was a doozy, also.


-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

That's some serious MR, right there.