Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 1, 2021

Dig the Hole Deeper to Cut Down on His Trip

Donald Rumsfeld, the two-time defense secretary and one-time presidential candidate whose reputation as a skilled bureaucrat and visionary of a modern U.S. military was unraveled by the long and costly Iraq war, died Tuesday. He was 88.

Rumsfeld was a disgusting piece of shit who tried to make NYC's financial crisis in 1975 even worse, on the hope that the Wall Street firms would flee to Chiraq. That was around the time that he and Dick Cheney covered up war crimes committed during the Vietnam War.

Rumsfeld was instrumental in hollowing out the Navy; the collisions-at-sea of the USS McCain and the USS Fitzgerald can be attributed, in part, to Rumsfeld's gutting of training and of manning.

Rumsfeld complicity in the Iraq War is obvious to the most casual observer, as was his willingness to oversee the commission of war crimes.

Rumsfeld richly deserved to spend the rest of his life in a prison cell, not in a cushy retirement.

May he both burn and rot in Hell. May his name become a synonym for a bureaucratic fuckup of epic proportions.

ETA per a comment:


Rummy's classic blunder, done twice:

2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

OK, I cheerfully stole this from Show Me Progress:

Tom Scocca @tomscocca
You go to Hell with the soul you have, not the soul you might want or wish to have at a later time

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Ten Bears said...

A Good Republican: dead. The only good republican ...