Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Just Gonna Drop These Here

Running a little late on the next two:


Ten Bears said...

Just want to be sure I've got this straight: the Republicans, the "Law and Order" party, have painted a target on a cop? For just doing his job they're trying to get a cop killed, is that right? The (((LAW AND ORDER))) party, with the Black and Blue New Confederate flags? The kill antifa/BLM party? Have painted a target, are swatting, are trying to get a cop killed? Do I have that right?

DTWND said...

So…. The Republicans want to know who shot the woman committing federal felony trespassing in the capital building on January 6th. The wonderful, patriotic woman that is on video trying to force her way into a restricted area was shot by that awful officer whose job was to uphold the laws of the United States. He was probably a member of the Criminal element of the government that want to control every aspect of life in America.

Now where did I put my tin foil hat….?


Stewart Dean said...

Sorry Chairman, but every time the Orange POS gets near a mirror it cracks....he now uses a piece of polished stainless steel, but even that warps and starts corroding when he comes near. Even his Who's The Baddest POS In The Land Mirror stays blank and mute...