Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, July 16, 2021

Hooking Up More Seditionist Assholes; LEO Ed. (plus other Florida Shit)

A Windermere Police Department officer resigned and was arrested Thursday on charges that he participated in the January riot at the U.S. Capitol — the first member of Central Florida law enforcement to face charges in the attempted insurrection. After federal prosecutors announced the arrests of Officer Kevin A. Tuck and his son Nathaniel A. Tuck, a former Apopka police officer, they both appeared before a judge at the federal courthouse in downtown Orlando.

One of those assholes proudly informed family members in a group chat that he assaulted a Capitol Hill cop.
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Meanwhile, in Florida:

Demonstrators waving Cuban flags and calling for change on the Communist-run island blocked a major highway and staged other protests in the Miami area on Tuesday in support of the wave of demonstrations that rocked Cuba on Sunday.

You might recall that Gov. DuhSantis got a law passed to make blocking highways a felony, but guess what, sports fans? Nobody was arrested. The most that the pro-virus governor could do was waggle his finger.

Which makes it pretty clear that DumbSantis's law was aimed at a specific cause, for if you happen to be demonstrating in support of a cause that the far-Right disapproves of, you'll be arrested and hauled off to jail. But if it's a cause the batshitters support, expectto receive a serious finger-waggling with a wink and a nod.

3 comments:

dan gerene said...

Isn't Floriduh the state where they wanted it to be legal if you accidentally hit a protester in the road?

dinthebeast said...

That apparently depends upon who is in the road and what they're protesting.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

0_0 said...

Bothsiderism?