Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 4, 2021

Capitol Insurrection, the Dumbasses Keep Getting Hooked Up

The morons are deleting their social media posts and emails, which the Federales recover and then charge them with destruction of evidence.

A Federal grand jury added a felony count to the West Virgina Asswipe.

Another "Oath Keeper" has flipped.

The fucksticks in the GOP investigated Benghazi a pasta-gazillion times, but they're still opposed to investigating the causes of the 1/6/21 insurrection. Small wonder, Republicans investigating the insurrection would be like asking Jeffrey Dahmer to investigate cannibalism in Milwaukee.

The FBI has been rounding up the idiots who smashed reporters' equipment. One of those idiots posted a plea for the Fanta of the Opera to pay his legal fees.

6 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Personally, I think Benghazi, the spectacularly successful cover-up even into the highest halls of congress of Romney and the Retards (look it up) spectacularly failed attempt to stage a Reaganesq hostage-taking and subsequent White Guy Riding To The Rescue The Black Guy In The White House Could Not October Surprise that resulted in the deaths of an "American" ambassador and three service-members abroad needs more investigation ...

Glen Filthie said...
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DTWND said...

Guess what, Asswipe. Nobody cares about your opinion. Like you, it's full of shit.



I'll take the red card, Ms. Fit.

Dale

Dark Avenger said...

Typical fascists: All hat and no cattle.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/07/white-supremacists-patriot-front-march-philadelphia.amp

Comrade Misfit said...

Dale, no red card. Given the provocation, your comment was justified.

Bruce.desertrat said...

Small wonder, Republicans investigating the insurrection would be like asking Jeffrey Dahmer to investigate cannibalism occuring somewhere on his block in Milwaukee.

There are a bunch of them who were, and remain neck deep in it.