Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 23, 2021

Dropping More Off



1 comment:

Tod Germanica said...

All good Comrade, chef's kiss....sssmock.
My ex-SO hand made molded suppositories at Kaiser Pharmacy for many years, called them butt bullets.
But you may not last 6 weeks after drinking that wine.
My daddy dug a well in Theodore, Alabama, in 1962 using the jacked up rear end of his car and belts of something. Somehow. And built the cinder block pump house. The chart left out the various layers of oyster shells he drilled through before he hit good water. He got well educated.
OTOH my student rental house's well ran dry. In Humboldt County! What cha gonna do when tha well runs dry? You cycle to Arcata to buy drinking water and shower during the winter rains, is what you do, mon.