Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Pandemic Humor

Continuing on:



4 comments:

B said...

#2 made me laugh

Deadstick said...

From IKEA: https://preview.redd.it/enlpvdb0dso41.jpg?width=640&height=774&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=547065cbff29619951e2a0d50f3bc638a36bdf6b

Deadstick said...

And on the Seine...https://i.redd.it/184m7kd69to41.jpg

Richard said...

Yes, # 2 is pretty funny.