Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Pandemic Humor

I have more, I'm spacing them out.


Constitutional Insurgent said...

I’ve got to find a Sears still open. They give you about 3.7 yards of receipt as well.

Witold Pilecki said...

Thanks for the levity, Comrade!

We in the fire service use black humor (way worse than this) to get us through tough calls and tough times.

montag said...

CVS receipts are nice but I am very glad I didn't throw out those old phone books. I should be set for the duration.