Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

No Doubt That the Illuminati Made Him Drink

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was arrested in Texas on a misdemeanor charge of driving while intoxicated after his wife called police to their house over an argument, according to court records released Tuesday.


Ten Bears said...

No, Comrade, we put a hex on him 😈

Eck! said...

No, He put a hex on him...

IF you not anchored in reality your boat will float away.


dinthebeast said...

Maybe he drank some of the snake oil he sells and it didn't sit well with him.

-Doug in Oakland

dinthebeast said...

Now the damn fool is selling colloidal silver toothpaste that he says will kill the coronavirus.


-Doug in Oakland