Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, September 13, 2018

Morons With Microphones; Weather Ed.

Once again, there are idiots from the networks and cable news/weather channels going outside in a hurricane to tell you "my gosh, there's a lot of wind and bejeezus, it's wet!"

I know that I've been wondering about their stupidity from the first hurricane season that I was blogging up through the last one.

It's about as dumb as it would have been to do a stand-up report on the front lines during the Battle of Hue.

5 comments:

Dark Avenger said...

I looked up one location they were reporting from: 42 MPH winds. That is goddam fast. The guy had trouble keeping on his feet.

Borepatch said...

Ron White did a stand up routine about this: "It's not THAT the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing."

If Bubba didn't put his patio chairs away those chairs might just end up on live TV clocking the Weatherdroid.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

CenterPuke88 said...

I’m just waiting for weather “journalist” to get killed...until then, they’ll keep on doing it.

Comrade Misfit said...

When a tornado killed three storm chasers a few years back, that didn’t seem to slow down the rest of those imbeciles

CenterPuke88 said...

Comrade, those were amateurs...at least, that’s the “justification” in the “professionals” mind.