Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, September 6, 2018

No Humor, No Brains; Local Gummint Edition

A sarcastic sign in the window of a Connecticut restaurant asking people not to let their dogs pee on the eatery's outside flower pot has earned the owner a $250 fine.
Dogs were peeing on the restaurant's planters. The owner put up a sarcastic sign, calling the planter a "pay-for pee flower pot."

Some humorless city dweeb with a ticket book, named Honda Smith, gave the owner a ticket for operating a public nuisance.

The owner is going to fight it. I wish him luck.

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

The place by Jack London square where our PO box is has a sign that asks dog owners to please not let them pee on their outside display. The last time we picked up our mail we saw a woman stop and let her chihuahua pee on the garbage can five feet from the sign.

-Doug in Oakland