Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, September 6, 2018

R.I.P. Bandit

Burt Reynolds has died at age 82.

3 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Watching the tribute clips, I couldn’t help but notice how twitchy that Trans Am looked at speed, bobbing and weaving down the straights. I never thought of Burt as a “good actor”, so to speak, but his movies were generally quite watchable and enjoyable. I do feel quite old tonight.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Improve the volumetric efficiency of one of these: http://blog.consumerguide.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2013/03/1977-Chevrolet-Camaro-z28.jpg

and you will own all of those big block Trans. Fine sport back in the day.

http://www.mre-books.com/chevy/engines/hr_smallblocks.html

I'll miss ole Gator McKlusky and the Mean Machine.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

The motor was a Chevy 427 race motor. A lot of bootlegger turns with shades of Scandanavian flicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1KLNiSPF1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AnqT7Ir3x4

Polar moment turns as it were.