Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 20, 2016

Hey, Mal, I've Got the Whistle-Stop Flag Out!

Mind stopping by for a passenger?

I'll happily clean parts in the engine room for Kaylee. I'll even bring her some fresh batteries.

And I can shoot better than about half of your loadout.

2 comments:

B said...: I'd clean Kaylee....

But seriously, I'm in agreement with you.

And I prolly can outshoot you.....; 5/21/2016 4:44 PM
Mark Rossmore said...: I saw Jewel Staite, Morena Baccarin, Nathan Fillion, and Alan Tudyk live at DragonCon years back. It was funny how opposite Jewel was to her character. In real life, she's a potty-mouthed prankster who got a 5000 person crowd to flip off Fillion for a laugh. And, oh yes, she's hot....; 5/21/2016 6:25 PM