Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

How to Win Friends & Influence People; Dixie Edition

A Mississippi man allegedly bombed a Walmart storefront Sunday, days after threatening the retailer for no longer selling Confederate flags.
If the Asshole had yelled something along the lines of "Aloha Snackbar" instead of posting crap about the Confederate flag, there are cable channels that would have been on this story for weeks.

Presumably, because the alleged perp was an old white guy, the word "terrorism" isn't mentioned.

2 comments:

Moe said...

If the dipsh*ts name had been Mohammad the word "terrorism" still wouldn't have been mentioned.

later,
-Moe

Marc said...

Moe, he is too white/red. Terrorists have the ability to tan, or have coloration darker than cream cheese. Allegedly, they also have calves the size of cantaloupes, can carry bales of MJ long distances in the desert, and make clocks. Who knew?