Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Merry Christmas

That is all.

6 comments:

Peter said...: And to you, and the blessings of the season.; 12/24/2013 11:16 PM
Old NFO said...: Merry Christmas to you too!; 12/24/2013 11:31 PM
Eck! said...: A Merry Christmas and tiding s of joy.

Eck!; 12/25/2013 12:10 PM
Murphy's Law said...: Merry Christmas to you and yours.; 12/25/2013 1:33 PM
Deadstick said...: Burrrpppp...'Scuse me. And a splendid holiday to you too, eb. The feline and canine contingents second the motion.; 12/25/2013 4:27 PM
Borepatch said...: Merry Christmas, Comrade; 12/25/2013 10:41 PM