Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, August 26, 2012

More Bullshit From the Flip-Flopper

To wit:
Mitt Romney said Sunday that he gained no tax benefits by investing part of his fortune in funds based in the Cayman Islands and other overseas jurisdictions, or using a Swiss bank account, saying President Obama’s campaign was unfairly accusing him of “some kind of unsavory action.”

“There was no reduction -- not one dollar reduction in taxes -- by virtue of having an account in Switzerland or a Cayman Islands investment,” the Republican presidential candidate told Chris Wallace in a recorded interview broadcast on “Fox News Sunday.” “The dollars of taxes remained exactly the same. There was no tax savings at all.”
Of course, we just have to take his word for it, because he won't release his tax returns to prove it.

People keep money in offshore bank accounts for several reasons. Chief among them are the bit two: To hide the money and to not pay taxes on it. But if you believe Romney, then he was keeping his money there because maybe when he went on vacation, he wanted to be able to use their ATMs without paying extra fees. So it was worth it to Rmoney to have fifty million or so sitting in the Grand Caymans and Switzerland.

Note also that the article repeats the line about Mittens retiring from Bain in 1999, even though he was signing SEC documents proclaiming that he was the CEO and sole shareholder of Bain Capital into 2002.

At worst, Romney has been lying about what he did at Bain.

At best, Romney had a "no-show" job, where they paid him at least $100,000 a year to act as a figurehead. Which may or may not be a felony, considering that he held himself out to the Feds as being the HMFIC.

Thing is, if you have a no-show job in government, you go to jail. In business, you get to run for office.

2 comments:

Pretzelogic in Philly, PA said...

Vulture/Voucher 2012
Proving Two Rights DO Make a Wrong!

;-)

Earl said...


If I had lots of money, I would leave much of it in banks that aren't regulated my our government and still solid, makes moving money easier and the trail isn't as clear as it would be in the USA. I also believe the American banks would go belly up if everything falls apart. But then I would still pay all taxes due, not everyone is afraid of sharing the burden, just certain that the whole thing is flaky.