Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 4, 2012

A Litle Sunday Sacrilege


Stolen from here.

Sleep tight! Or, as someone I know would put it:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
No pervs in my windows should peep.
But if they do, I think they'll bolt,
When they see my forty-five Colt.
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4 comments:

Nangleator said...

I like one that I've seen... Your god got nailed to a tree. My god has a hammer. Any questions?

3/05/2012 7:03 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

This one?

3/05/2012 7:51 AM
OldRetiredDude said...

I gotta steal this too, I love it!

3/05/2012 11:20 AM
Anonymous said...

Thank you, that was marvelously amusing. I am going to steal it!

3/05/2012 1:34 PM

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