Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Caturday

George on computer desk chair.


Jake is on the heated cat bed, attending to some personal matters.


I told a friend that those heated cat beds were just pisser. She was reluctant to order one, so I said: "If your cats don't like it, I'll buy it from you."

So now I have two of them. Gracie is on the other one.


Caturday interloper alert!

5 comments:

suz said...

Interloper looks a tad bit nervous...

suz said...
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Anonymous said...

Yes, the interloper looks nervous to me, too. As if secret cat language delivered a scary message!

Phil said...

That's not nervous, that is outright fear.

Doug Alder said...

I'll trade you Caturdays :)

http://www.thealders.net/blogs/2011/03/26/caturday-detente/

We have 2 full time interlopers as well, both of who get reminded , er ....sharply, on regular occassions (usually around breakfast time) that they are lower on the household and evolutionary totem poles thank you vewry much :)