Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

U.S. Chamber of Commerce: A Viper's Nest of Misogynistic Asshats

The principle of "equal pay for equal work" is a "fetish", according to the Chamber of Commerce. If women want to have more more money, we should marry better and support our deer huzbins.

What the hell? Did they flash-freeze those clowns in the 1950s and they just got around to thawing them out?

Tell you what, fellers: Go home and tell your wives that. It'll make the divorce attorneys very happy to hear that.

2 comments:

Eck! said...

They are the chamber of commerce not chamber of employees. Their job is to promote the resulting commerce as a product of business. Business wants profit and anyway they can, ahem, legally of course.

Or maybe posed this way, the fox has a relationship with chickens and they are very tasty. The chickens and egg lovers feel differently.


Eck!

Nangleator said...

Perhaps their pay scales should match 1950's salaries, if they wish to dwell in that era. Or an earlier one.