Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 12, 2010

I Love It When Snark Comes Together

Two days ago, I said that I was going to start to refer to the GOP as the party of the Confederacy. Then today, I read on TPM that one of the denizens of the Right is advocating rounding up all Muslims in this country, whether or not they are Americans, and deporting the lot of them to the Middle East.

Uh-huh. The Right has been beating this drum for centuries, except up until fairly recently, it was about repatriating Black people to Africa. The people who didn't like the idea of free Black people were lining up to support that idea, even to the point of ponying up cash to help fund Liberia. If you go back and read some of the justification for repatriating slaves to Africa, it is stunningly similar to the rationale for forcing all Muslims to leave the country.

Same old shit, different target group. The party of the Confederacy marches on.

4 comments:

BadTux said...

Yeppers. As I said on my own blog, I heard this same crap said about black people when I was growing up in the segregated South, including the faux concern trolling about "they'll be happier back in Africa with their own people." Same sheet, different darky...

- Badtux the Sheet-seein' Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

I've a friend who said that the one benefit of 9-11 was that the authorities were now more interested in fucking with Muslims than with Blacks.

XR650L_Dave said...

'External' enemies are so handy, distracts scrutiny from their agenda and lack of ideas (or even desire) for improving the country and the lives of its citizens (vs. lining corporate pockets and clamping down on the rabble).

Chris Rock had a sketch on how 9/11 got the cops focused on muslims.

Dave

Bukko Boomeranger said...

I've a friend who said that the one benefit of 9-11 was that the authorities were now more interested in fucking with Muslims than with Blacks.

Then came Abdullamutallab the Underwear Bomber, so cops had an excuse to fcuk with black folks again. But cops jack everyone who's not obviously powerful. Black, white, Hispanic, whatever. If you're a "civilian" and you're not rich as shit, you're in for a beat-down or a Tazing or whatever the fuck a cop feels like doing to you, any time the cop interacts with you, should you step out of line in the slightest. And by "step out of line" I mean acting in any way besides how a dog would act around a master that's beaten it repeatedly. I hate cops.

American ones, that is. There are lots of corrupt and violent cops in Australia and Canada, but I was often surprised when I'd encounter some who would act, well, human. As opposed to coply.