Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

One Step Closer to Being Wiped Out by Skynet

The Autonomous Rotorcraft Sniper System:


Great. Just fucking great. Beside the "Terminator" stuff and the need to start studying up on how to survive a robot uprising, I sure hope the Army has considered this:

One fine day, we may be at war with a force that is not comprised of Koran-spouting illiterates with AK-47s. Anything that is controlled by a radio signal may be either jammed or possibly spoofed. In this context, "spoofing" would be acquiring control of it and using against our own troops.

3 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

ARSS? Sure you haven't been had?

Comrade Misfit said...

Well, it wouldn't have been the first time,

BadTux said...

Okay, spoofing isn't possible with modern encryption protocols if they are properly designed (as an encryption engineer I'll 100% guarantee that), and jamming is difficult with modern spread-spectrum technology (but still possible -- it just requires one helluva lot of power to raise a ruckus on all available frequencies that the widget is listening to for instructions). Spread-spectrum radio communications is 1980's technology. We're not exactly talking science fiction here.

That said, control technology is still pretty primitive because we don't really have a full-resolution way of getting full sensory exposure to the remote operator. Adding autonomous features to a combat system is definitely a good thing, but right now the state of the art there is not reassuring...

- Badtux the Radio Robot Penguin