Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

We Can Only Dream

[President George W.] Bush got a look at how history will remember him, at least in one artist's view, as he presided over the unveiling of his portrait at a private club. "Welcome to my hanging," Bush said, drawing laughs from the well-dressed audience in The Union League's ornate hall.
I guess it will have to do for now. Unless the painting shows him buried up to his neck in a mixture of horseshit and human corpses, with a flooded New Orleans in the background, it will be classified as an abstract work.

2 comments:

One Fly said...

The little prick jokes about hanging because he knows he deserves it and is going to get away with his crimes.

montag said...

It's a butt ugly portrait of a butt stupid little man. In one regard he got what he deserved.