Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Making a Scene at the Movies

For this little story, you need to know (or be reminded of) two facts

I used to be somewhat involved with the Navy's efforts to track and locate Russian submarines, and I am Jewish.

With that in mind, we step into the Wayback Machine and go back to 1982. One of the movies in the theaters that year was Das Boot. If you have not seen the movie, it is a look at the Battle of the Atlantic in World War II from the point of view of a German submarine crew during one cruise.

So there I am, with some friends, watching the movie. A scene soon comes where the U-boat makes an attack on a convoy, is driven deep by the destroyers escorting the convoy and then subjected to a depth charge attack.

Everyone else in the theater is watching this, clearly sympathetic to what the crew of the U-boat is going through as the depth charges detonate and shake the boat.

And there I am, cheering on the destroyers, saying: "Yeah! Yeah! Kill the Krauts! Sink `em!"

People were not amused. I didn't care.

1 comment:

Phil said...

Some people just have no sense of humor, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Never Forget.