Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Friday, February 1, 2008

Ah, Fuck It

I could write about the stupidity of the press, which keeps saying shit like "Clinton and Obama go one-on-one" or "go toe-to-toe in the latest debate." (Well, no shit, geniuses, there are only two candidates left running for the Democratic nomination.) I could write about the speculation that McCain might consider Giuliani for Secretary of DHS (Motto: "Destroying American Liberty Since 2003"), which would replace the batshit crazy Chertoff with someone who is even more of a bugfucking fascist.

But in reality, this morning, right now, I don't give a fuck.


But don't worry. The Battery Cells of Outrage will recharge soon enough.

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