Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Wishbooks

Correction, it's not just the 1976 Penney's catalog. They have a whole bunch of them.

1966, the Vietnam war had not yet gone sour, so they were selling `Nam toys:




You almost have to wonder if any of Chimpy;s younger siblings were playing with this stuff while he was scheming on ways not to get drafted.

The toy guns were a little more purposeful in 1944:

Note that they used rejected stocks from real weapons. No real guns were in the `44 catalog, for reasons that should be obvious to the casual observer.

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