Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 14, 2008

The Ugliest Gun on the Planet

The KRISS Vector CRB/SO.


This thing is the Medusa of guns; the looks alone will stun the other guy into a coma.


The damn thing looks as though it was designed by a committee. They apparently couldn't make up their mind what the shoulder stock would look like. They might as well have welded a Picatinny rail on a Sten gun, it couldn't be any uglier.

And no, I don't care what the gun press has to say about it. I stopped reading those magazines 20 years ago when I realized they basically were little more than P.R. machines for the gun makers.

2 comments:

Lurch said...

I think the reason the stock is offset like that is to create a comfortable balance point to offset the massive lower receiver assembly, while bringing the sight/rail line to eye level.

16 inch barrel, huh? Doesn't the barrel look like it's tooled for a suppressor?

It looks ungainly, but I'll bet it shoots up a storm. The cops are going to live it, but Grannies had better watch out.

Comrade Misfit said...

Lurch, the barrel length has more to do with the requirements that shoulder-fired weapons sold to civilians have a minimum barrel length of 16". The full-auto SMGs that the cops buy will have much shorter barrels, you betcha.