Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Thoughts on the New Hampshire Primary

Ah, fuck it.

Go read the stories at McClatchy or the London Times or the New York Times or the Washington Post or even Pravda. (Though I had to search in Pravda's site to find it, they're more concerned with Russia's loss of its diesel engine manufacturing.)

This is the nice thing about blogging: If I don't feel like writing something, I don't have to.

Though John Stewart last night did have a funny clip about Romney denying that he called McCain's immigration plan an "amnesty plan" and then, when confronted with the ad saying that, denying he had ever seen it, even though the end of the ad has him saying "I approve this message." Willard may have taken the "silver" in Iowa in New Hampshire (translation: "I lost, but not as badly as Guiliani"), but he has a lock on the land speed record in the flip-flopping event.

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