Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Betcha There is a "Signing Statement"

"President Bush signed a bill intended to give the public and the news media greater access to information about what the government is doing. The new law toughens the Freedom of Information Act, requiring that agencies respond to requests within 20 days and creating a system for the news media and the public to track the status of their requests."

Yeah, I'll bet he really intends to obey that law. I'll bet that there is some sort of bullshit signing statement attached which says "I don't have to obey this law anytime I don't feel like it and you can't make me, nyah, nyah, so there."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Interestingly, I Googled "bush" "signing statement" to see if there was any official news as to whether the creep had, in fact, added a signing statement to the FOI act he signed last week. Your blog was one of the hits, so I guess there are plenty of us who thought the same thing.

Comrade Misfit said...

Great minds, and all of that, I guess.