Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Still Time For Military Horseshit

Regardless of how well the Great War Against Terror and the Iraq Clusterfuck are going, there is still time for stupid horseshit.

The Navy doesn't like that when folks show up for physical training, that they wear a conglomeration of shorts and t-shirts. So now there is going to be an exercise uniform. This must go right well with the at-sea cammies that the Navy is adopting so all of its sailors look like jarheads.

Betcha Al Qaeda in Iraq is impressed by the Navy's dedication to matching attire.

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