Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Bush's Titles and Aliases

With the help of a few friends, this is a list of names and titles for George W. Bush:

Chimpy McFlightsuit
The Chimperor
The Half Bright King
The Ignorant Dauphin
King George the Inept
Der Monkey Fuhrer
Emperor Maximus Disgustus
The Torturer-in-Chief
Preznit Numnutz
The Megalomaniac-in-Chief
Owwr Leedurr
The Boy King
Smirky McFlightsuit
C-Minus Augustus
Shrub
Preznit Bunnypants
Chimpy McButtwipe

Feel free to steal any of them for your own use. Updated lists may be posted as the situation warrants.
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