Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Bush's Titles and Aliases

With the help of a few friends, this is a list of names and titles for George W. Bush:

Chimpy McFlightsuit
The Chimperor
The Half Bright King
The Ignorant Dauphin
King George the Inept
Der Monkey Fuhrer
Emperor Maximus Disgustus
The Torturer-in-Chief
Preznit Numnutz
The Megalomaniac-in-Chief
Owwr Leedurr
The Boy King
Smirky McFlightsuit
C-Minus Augustus
Shrub
Preznit Bunnypants
Chimpy McButtwipe

Feel free to steal any of them for your own use. Updated lists may be posted as the situation warrants.
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