Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Perp-Walking Gonzo?

The Justice Department's Inspector General is investigating whether Gonzales gave false or misleading testimony to Congress. So it is possible that Gonzales may wind up swapping the title of "attorney general" for that of "convicted felon."

While I am all in favor of hauling his ass into the courtroom for deterrence of future jerks, as a practical matter, I think there is no question at all whether Chimpy McFlightsuit will issue a blanket pardon for ol' Lyin' Al. If anybody knows where the bodies are buried, it's Gonzales.

(A pardon won't help him in a war crimes trial, but I can only dream.)

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