Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Ah, the SS is No Fun At All

They had the Ancient Orange Toddler switch from Bribe One to another airplane because reasons.

2 comments:

dan gerene said...

So that old broken down Air Force One was not good enough before but now is essential to Trump's safety from those who might be upset about him attacking other other groups of people and countries. Especially after spending 400 million in taxpayer money for upgrades on his bribe from Qatar. He's about as constant as a piece of toilet paper's direction flying around in a tornado.

CenterPuke88 said...

Changed jets at the same RAF Mindenhall that “we don’t need”, and that we’d lose access to if we pull out of Europe. Whoops.