Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, March 6, 2025

The Five Million Dollar Man

Guests are paying millions of dollars to dine and meet with President Donald Trump at special events held at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida.

Business leaders can secure a one-on-one meeting with the president at Mar-a-Lago for $5 million, according to sources with direct knowledge of the meetings. At a so-called candlelight dinner held as recently as this past Saturday, prospective Mar-a-Lago guests were asked to spend $1 million to reserve a seat, according to an invitation obtained by WIRED.

One can imagine the outrage of any other president who was so nakedly selling access, but with Felon^34, everyone is outraged out, since he's the guy that even King Elon's AI thinks is a Russian agent.

Meanwhile, Dumbo Donnie doesn't know the difference between "transgenetic" and "transgendered". He is so fixated on anything "trans" that nobody should be surprised if he issues an executive order to make it illegal to grab a nonstop transcontinental flight.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

The man is stupid and somewhere the government watchdogs are
asleep.

I think the $5mil dinner is against the emoluments clause.... as it was back when dumbo-47 was idiot-45.

Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

No government watchdog is going to raise a peep. The Felon fired most of the inspectors general.

Eck! said...

Emptying the IG office was calculated. Most didn't understand what
that meant.

Eck!