Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, March 28, 2025

What’s a Little Wingnut Nepotism?

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s younger brother is serving in a key position inside the Pentagon as a Department of Homeland Security liaison and senior adviser, Hegseth’s office confirmed.

Yeah, he's super qualified, all right. Hundreds of thousands of Cederal workers are being DOGEd out of their jobs and this no-talent clown gets six-figures to be his brother's walking coatrack.

2 comments:

dan gerene said...

He has the three most important qualifications to be in the Trump Regime.
1. Prior public exposure like in a podcast.
2. Taken the loyalty and fealty pledge.
3. No shame in his inability and ignorance to do his job.

Mooneyguy said...

Raw Story is reporting that Hegseth is taking his wife to "sensitive" meetings. One might wonder if there is some reason that he should never be left unattended.