Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, March 28, 2025

Trump Sends His Zampolits to the Smithsonian

Mango Mussolini, who has never been in a museum in his life is so concerned about the Smithsonian.

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday taking aim at the Smithsonian and its museums, education and research centers.

Trump directed Vice President JD Vance to eliminate “improper, divisive, or anti-American” ideology from programs at the Smithsonian Institution, which receives federal funding.

I have little doubt that he'll close the National Museum of African American History & Culture and order it turned into the Museum of White Power.

And place your bets which Trump EO will come first: One that aims to restore "the natural segregation of the races", or one that "protects American womanhood" by permitting locking women out of most jobs.

Meanwhile, Little Marco basically is saying to people holding green cards: “You have the right to free speech, but we’ll imprison and deport you if you say anything that displeases the Orange Felonious Führer.”

Which is the same level of freedom that they have in North Korea and Russia.

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