Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

What a Cybertruck has in Common With Apollo 1

In case of fire, the doors are unopenable and you become crispy-critterfied.

Elsewhere, one might wonder if Tesla dealers are burning some cars for insurance and blaming the fires on protesters.

2 comments:

Ten Bears said...

I wonder if Musk is burning the Tesla dealers for the attention. Or a false flag, more distraction from all that needs distraction. We keep talking about how they're acting like mobsters, no matter how pretentious we may find that, but we should probably recognize that they none-the-less have minions willing to do their bidding. A different deep state

Seriously, don't look at that (most likely) white bimbo over there, it's kinda' icky

How many years can be The Year of the Jackpot ... ?

Paul said...

At this point, I *sure hope* (nudge nudge) that all the Tesla owners don't intentionally leave their cars in puddles of salt water that could trigger batteries catching on fire and then file insurance claims, *that would be wrong*