Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, March 27, 2025

Remember These Four Words When the Cops Are Around

"Shut the Fuck Up!"

3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

PSA I'm going to put on Linkedin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

Comrade Misfit said...

I meant to have a link, I screwed it up.

dinthebeast said...

"Anything you say can and will be used against you." What else do you need to know about running your mouth around the cops? That said, I kept myself out of jail a couple of times by talking to cops who were raiding my house, but I was careful and knew the risk I was taking.

-Doug in Sugar Pine