Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Why People Adore Luigi

This, from a doctor:

United Healthcare just denied a claim on one of my patients in the ICU with:

-- a brain hemorrhage
-- in a coma
-- on a ventilator
-- in heart failure

...because I haven't proven to them that caring for her in the hospital was "medically necessary".

Tear it all down
.

Indeed. In a just society, a tank battallion would roll up to UHC's corporate campus and level the place at point-blank range.

Drink Bad Water Until Women are Prosecuted-- Louisiana's Attorney General.

In September, the city of New Orleans and some surrounding parishes in south Louisiana began to prepare for at least three months of saltwater intrusion in the local water supply. President Joe Biden then declared the crisis a federal emergency and authorized funding for FEMA and other state agencies to mitigate the burgeoning crisis.

While months of extreme, record-high heat and lack of rainfall in and around the Crescent City are responsible for the crisis, some are pointing at current Louisiana Attorney General and Louisiana governor-elect Jeff Landry as partially responsible for the city’s ability to address the now circumvented crisis, as well as the decayed state of the city’s entire water infrastructure. Landry personally solicited the Louisiana State Bond Commission last year to withhold millions in funding from the New Orleans Sewage and Water Board due to the city government’s refusal to arrest and prosecute women in the wake of Louisiana’s total ban on abortion
.

The Christian Taliban's version of hostage-taking in furtherance of the cult of the fetus, especially when they can put the screws to Black people.

Time to File for a Protective Order

Or maybe the World's Richest Apartheid Refugee wants to keep a tight rein on his investment.

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And billionaires' lives matter the mostest!



What Happened to the Drones?

Earlier this month, there was story after story about drones over New Jersey and nearby states. TV reporters were blathering, politicians were fulminating, Something Must Be Done railed the professional pearl-clutchers.

Now, crickets.

So, where are the drones? did the idiots flying them figure out that really bad things would happen if they were caught? Did the aliens realize that there is no intelligent life in New Jersey and go to another star system?

Monday, December 30, 2024

Both Nasty and Dumb as a Rock

The Republican governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, mistakenly offered his condolences to Jimmy Carter’s dead wife shortly after the Democratic former president died on Sunday.

Abbott’s statement sent “prayers and deepest condolences” to former first lady Rosalynn Carter and the rest of her family shortly after her husband’s death at the age of 100, as the Dallas news station WFAA reported. But Rosalynn Carter had died more than a year earlier – on 19 November 2023, at age 96.

Dumb, yes. worthy of ridicule, hell, yes. But it's still the kindest thing which that malignant bag of putrid pus has done in many a year.

ETA: Per Rodney Balko:

To be fair, Rosalynn Carter wasn’t a brown baby killed in a nest of barbed wire Abbott installed at the border. And she wasn’t murdered by a right-wing creep Abbott could pardon in a gross celebration of political violence. So it’s not really fair to expect him to have noticed.

Trump Loses in Court, Again

A federal appeals court on Monday upheld a jury’s finding in a civil case that Donald Trump sexually abused a columnist in an upscale department store dressing room in the mid-1990s.

The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals issued a written opinion upholding the $5 million award that the Manhattan jury granted to E. Jean Carroll for defamation and sexual abuse
.

What I remember from appellate practice, decades ago, is that a per curiam happens when the appeals court would like to start its opinion by addressing to the losing party as "you dumb shit". In this case, a long opinion is laying out to the Supremes why the appellant/loser is a dumb shit.

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NH Gov Sununu (in 1912): That Iceberg Hasn't Permanently Damaged the RMS Titanic

President-elect Trump is set to return to the White House in a few weeks, but New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu said Sunday that he hasn't permanently altered the GOP.
...
When asked if the president-elect had permanently marked the GOP, the governor said no, but said Republicans are now more "hardcore" conservatives than the traditional conservatism of the past
.

"Hardcore conservative" is pretty close to white/Christian nationalist. If Trump 2.0 is as he's promised or as bad as I think it will be, I don't see the GOP recovering anytime soon.

If I were running the DNC, I'd be hammering on Musk and Bezos with a message of "preserve Social Security, preserve Medicate, tax the billionaires". I'd be pointing to the percentage of taxes paid by the billionaire class as opposed to the percentage of taxes paid by wage-earners and pounding on the fundamental unfairness of it. I'd be showing the posts of conservatives deriding those who work in restaurants and demonstrating how Wal-Mart parasitically pushes their costs on the taxpayer by paying people so low they're on food stamps and Medicaid.

In short, I'd convert the GOP's culture war into a class war. A class war has been going on since Reagan cut taxes for the rich, continued on by Bush II and the Orange Shitbag; it's high time that we start fighting back.

Even Racists Know They've Been Played. Eventually.

At least one of them does:

The GOP has been playing the whites since Nixon's southern strategy and Reagan kicked off his campaign by figuratively pissing on the graves of civil rights marchers. They tell white folk that they're in their corner, but all they do is glom on to their votes, stab them in the back, ship their jobs overseas and give more and more tax breaks to the wealthy.

Good Work, China, You Assholes

The United Front Wor Department seeks to turn all Chinese nationals, both those with Chinese passports and those who are citizens of other nations, into spies.

What they have done is give bigots a factual reason to despise and discriminate against Asians and Asian-Americans. Because most non-Asians aren't going to be too particular at whether somebody is Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, etc.

(FYI: When the My Lai was investigated, witnesses couldn't identify the perpetrators because, as they told the investigators, all white people look alike.)

Sunday, December 29, 2024

Darwin Nominee

Two Oregon men were found dead in a Washington state forest after they failed to return from a trip to look for Sasquatch, authorities said Saturday.

The 59-year-old and 37-year-old appear to have died from exposure, the Skamania County Sheriff’s Office said via Facebook. The weather and the men’s lack of preparedness led the office to draw that conclusion, it said
.

The discussion at the wake should be epic.

Fair Winds and Following Seas, Mr. President

Jimmy Carter died today at age 100.

Mr. Carter lived his life in service to his country, to his community and to the world. He worked to eradicate the Guinea worm, he helped build houses for Habitat for Humanity.

What he did not do was work to amass wealth for himself. He didn't obsess over people saying nice things about him or criticizing him. He wasn't consumed with vengeance.

He was a good man.

Which is something that nobody will ever say about P-45/7. The lauditory things that people will be saying over the next few days will never be uttered about him. And, if he has an ounce of self-awareness, he has to know that.

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Cops in Kentucky Do It Again

They went to the wrong house and killed the person living there.

We'll see if they can sweep this one under the rug for killing a man during what essentially was a home-invasion by cop.

Pay to Pray With Felon^34

President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team is reportedly planning an interfaith prayer service the day before his inauguration, where participants can worship alongside the businessman and his wife, Melania.

But those who want to join need to weigh the price of prayer: Tickets to the service will be awarded only to those who donate at least $100,000 to Trump’s inaugural ceremonies, or who raise $200,000
.

When one considers what the message was about care and compassion from a prophet who was born poor in a stable, if you believe in that fellow, one can reasonably assume that everyone who coughs up a hundred large for this is going to be fast-tracked to the very hot place.

H/T

Your Sunday Morning Prop Noise

We'll end the year with the Philippine Mars:

Saturday, December 28, 2024

Deport Musk

He came here illegally and, if he lied on his application for a visa, that's a felony. He likely lied on his citizenship papers, too.

Like the former Nazis who also lied, frog-march him onto his Gulfstream and send him back to South Africa.

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