Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 30, 2024

One More Thought About the FOFF's Conviction Today

With him continually running his mouth about how unfair the judge is, how mean the jury was to him, how rigged the trial is, he may be be talking himself into a prison sentence. Judges generally like to see convicted defendants take some responsibility for their crimes and there is no way on G-d's Blue Marble that Trump will ever do that.

So I suspect that Donnie Boy is going to prison.

15 comments:

Eck! said...

The prison time should start after sentencing, no delays.


Eck!

DTWND said...

I don’t know how the legal system works, but will he stay out of the greybar hotel until all his appeals are exhausted? Or does he get locked up while the appeals are ongoing?

Dale

Comrade Misfit said...

Dale, I don’t really know.

MarkS said...

I'll bet home confinement/probation.First,this allows him to continue campaigning if proper permission is obtained,upholding his first amendment rights.Second, it sidesteps problematic constitutional Secret Service requirements if he is incarcerated.Third, it satisfies our desire to see justice done,as he has to ask an official for permission to do literally anything in public. If you want to know how the oyster feels when the lemon juice is applied, this is it right here.

Comrade Misfit said...

He plays a stupid legal strategy that looks good on Fox News but sucks in a courtroom.

Trump got himself convicted. He’ll get himself sent to prison.

MarkS said...

Your lips to God's ears, but I'll bet that's how Solomon splits that baby

Jones, Jon Jones said...


Trump got himself convicted. He’ll get himself sent to prison.

You want to make a wager on that? Prison food dances through my head.

DGC said...

If FOFF was sent to prison and I was in charge of feeding him, I'd feed him steak every day. Rare with no ketchup.

Eck! said...

Easy to make Secret service happy ADSEG, one guy outside the cell
rotated out every 6 hours. FOFF in then remined for his stay he
can't leave.

Then years of probation.



Eck!

Stewart Dean said...

34 counts and 96 tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uC5m-IRns

Iron City said...

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Comrade Misfit said...

…. Or a more deserving one.

Eck! said...

OH and one more thing....

LOCK HIM UP! repeat as needed.


Eck!

w3ski said...

What are we going to name our newest Holiday? Conviction Day?
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

Conviction Day works. May there be three more.

The documents case would be a relative slam-dunk if there wasn't a crypto-Trump employee serving as judge.