Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, May 2, 2024

Contemptible Don

Donald Trump was held in contempt of court Tuesday and fined $9,000 for repeatedly violating a gag order that barred him from making public statements about witnesses, jurors and some others connected to his New York hush money case. If he does it again, the judge warned, he could be jailed.

Wash and repeat:

Judge Juan M. Merchan has commenced a contempt hearing on prosecutors’ allegations that Trump violated his gag order four more times.

These are in addition to the nine violations Trump was fined for earlier in the week
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The TOFF has the self-control of a toddler. For the first time in his life, he is being held to account for his actions and he doesn't cotton to it one bit. He wants his lawyer in his criminal trial to be nastier, which is about a self-defeating a proposition as it comes. Getting the jury to hate you and your lawyer is a good way to grease the skids for losing a case.

4 comments:

w3ski said...

I have read that Donald can't be jailed because of his security detail. Is that true? I could imagine all kinds of ways around that, but is it set in stone? Enquiring minds want to know. And, I want that Jr. Al Capone to see what jail is like, firsthand.
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

Oh, he can be jailed. They'd have to put him in AdSeg or in a closed wing. If he draws a sentence, they may reopen a closed prison for him. Sort of like for Rudolph Hess.

Stewart Dean said...

Oh goody! Such a fine sight to see....Trump on a choke chain: Heel boy, Heel!!! Bad dog, bad Trump, sit, lie down, play dead.

Ten Bears said...

He want's Perry Mason but he's got His Cousin Vinny

Gitmo is fully functional. Leavenworth. SuperMAX ...