Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 21, 2023

Ringing These Down, Here

3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...: Dear Comrade....things are dark and ominous on this blog; time for Magical Christmas Dust for you!

History lesson. My father was an eye surgeon, his father an eye/ear/nose/throat doctor in the early and mid-20th century. Once heard my father reminisce about his childhood (circa 1920). They didn't have antibiotics, but when he got a cold, his father a little marble block with a divot in the top that he's put some cocaine in plus water, then tell Dad to inhale. Cleared his stuffed nose right up and he felt great.
Cocaine was also used early on as a topical anesthetic for eye surgery....later, better ones came along. When my father closed out his practice, there still was some left in a safety deposit box. Those were the days....

Things are *so* much better now....; 12/21/2023 4:57 PM
Keaaukane said...: I'm looking forward to listening to The Shepherd on Saturday. Please don't disappoint me.

Or worse, link to the Travolta abomination.; 12/21/2023 10:39 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: No worries. It's already cued up.; 12/22/2023 8:45 AM

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)