Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 9, 2022

Another "Rational" Republican

TOFF's choice for Secretary of State in Michigan has said that abortion is "satanic child sacrifice", and, even whackier, thinks that, well...

"If a person has demonic possession — I know it's gonna sound really crazy to me saying that for some people, thinking like what?!" Karamo said in September 2020. "But having intimate relationships with people who are demonically possessed or oppressed — I strongly believe that a person opens themselves up to possession. Demonic possession is real."

Right. Demonic possession is a STD.

This is beyond snarking. This is patent insanity.

(H/T)

6 comments:

Keaaukane said...

It won't be considered insanity when it's part of the 2024 Republican Party platform!

JustMusing said...

Have we already forgotten Christine O'Donnell? I'm Not A Witch!

Comrade Misfit said...

I haven’t.

dinthebeast said...

Reminds me of that "America's Front Line Doctors" lady (not the one who just got 30 days for being in the Jan. 6 riot, but another one) who claimed that endometriosis and ovarian cysts were caused by having sex with demons in one's dreams.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Eck! said...

A check up from the neck up is advised. There is a very
tenuous grip on reality there and maybe she should be
red flagged.

Then again most of those people acting like that are
projecting their own issues and lies.



Eck!

Antibubba said...

So does amoxicillin work for all demons, or just the gorram positive ones?