Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 5, 2020

Caturday

There's a new cat hanging around the yard:



Priss is not amused.
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6 comments:

Deadstick said...

Hey there, cat, your instincts are good. EB will treat you right.

12/05/2020 7:51 AM
Tod Germanica said...

Like railroad bums, these knights of the open road pass the word on which house is a soft touch for free chow. Well, paid for by rodent (and, sadly, songbird) removal. Have Teeth, Will Travel.

12/05/2020 10:38 AM
Eck! said...

Hi cat,

You could not have come to a better place. Next better would be
a living indoors.


Eck!

12/05/2020 3:21 PM
re the paragon said...

Tuxedo cats are the best.
I need another one.

12/05/2020 7:07 PM
DTWND said...

Almost a year ago, my wife and daughter spotted a feral kitten at the edge of the woods. They started leaving a bowl of food out until they saw her regularly. They moved the bowl closer to the house each day until the bowl was on the patio. Next it was a storage bin with a blanket, followed with a heating pad. Eventually the kitten was brave enough to stay when they cracked open the door and held out their hands. Long story short, Lilly is now an indoor pet, who only after nearly one year will be in the same room with me.

I also had bought my wife a trail camera and hooked it up on the back porch to record the kitten at night when the bin was in use. It also recorded 3 raccoons, 2 opossums (one was a HUGE momma), numerous squirrels (at daybreak) and four other cats that came for the free feast. We still feed the menagerie and are working with the local catch/neuter/release group to help quell the feral cats in the area.

12/06/2020 9:21 AM
Bruce said...

My motto is "I can't help them all, but I can help them one at a time". Currently have eight members in the 'garage crew'.*
Who can turn away one of God's creatures?
*my garage is better than my first apartment...running water, heat, tunes.

12/06/2020 3:50 PM

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