Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 19, 2020

Caturday

Feeding time!


Chip can plow through that can of Fancy Feast in three minutes.
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6 comments:

DTWND said...

Something is missing. I get a message that the video is unavailable.

Dale

12/19/2020 8:52 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Got it working, Dale.

12/19/2020 4:38 PM
re the paragon said...

How long were you starving that poor cat?

12/19/2020 5:23 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

He had plenty of kibble. He goes through that routine every day. Even George wasn’t that dramatic (may peace be upon him).

12/19/2020 8:33 PM
DTWND said...

He seems excited for dinner time. The feral we took in last January has to eat in private. She’ll hide behind the furniture, spying on me while I’m placing the food. Then I’ll have to leave the room, wait 5 minutes, then sneak back to see her checking to see if the food meets her requirements. Cats are strange entities.

Dale

12/19/2020 8:50 PM
Tod Germanica said...

Yes, cats and dogs are mysterious. That's a handsome kitty. Not a picky eater then.

12/20/2020 11:06 AM

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