Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 27, 2019

Rudy Couldn't Be Any Dumber if He Worked At It



Rudy's not going to let the facts that newspapers didn't exist until the 17th Century and that TV news didn't exist until 1940 (or '41) get in the way of his religious bombast.

Others have pointed out that there were no Golden Retrievers in biblical times.

Giuliani is an imbecile of the tenth order.

3 comments:

The New York Crank said...

I think you got it wrong. The press and TV weren't there because they were off in Rome with the other liberal elitists, covering political shenanigans inside the Aqueductway. I mean yeah, every so often they'd send a crew or a reporter off to a diner to see what the shepherds thought, and whether they minded open borders for Assyrians and Babylonians, but the media never gave it much play.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

dinthebeast said...

That one's tame, Rudy, and are you doing this as damage control for your "more Jewish than Soros" verbal malfunction?

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2019/12/christmas-nativities-2019-now-with.html

-Doug in Oakland

DTWND said...

Well played, Crank. Well played.

Made me laugh out loud and my Bride came to see if I was okay.

Dale